butt whispers

the sounds heard in a call/voicemail when someone butt dials you. can be jumbled voices or just random pocket noises, depending on the phone's surroundings.

Gary: "Hey, did you call me earlier?"
Scott: "No, why?"
Gary: "Didn't think so. Only heard butt whispers."

butt whispers by grlwholvd March 2, 2011

butt whisperer 

Brown nosing and promoting oneself by gossip and talk with manangement with a whisper so as not to alert other employees

I saw him butt whisperering with the boss after he got the gossip about the new girl stealing

butt whisperer by johniv July 1, 2011

butt-whisper 

fart

"Did you just butt-whisper?"

butt-whisper by marley1bone May 12, 2014

Butt Whisper 

A silent, pungent fart.

"Don't try and look innocent, I smell your butt whisper!".

Butt Whisper by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Butt Whiskers

When a fat guy eats someone with dreadlocks, and the dreadlocks get caught in their anus on the way out, and so become like horrible tentacles when they fart.

After eating Twiggy, Marilyn Manson had butt whiskers for a week.

Butt Whiskers by LK86 February 26, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019