butt whispers

the sounds heard in a call/voicemail when someone butt dials you. can be jumbled voices or just random pocket noises, depending on the phone's surroundings.

Gary: "Hey, did you call me earlier?"
Scott: "No, why?"
Gary: "Didn't think so. Only heard butt whispers."

butt whispers by grlwholvd March 2, 2011

butt whisperer 

Brown nosing and promoting oneself by gossip and talk with manangement with a whisper so as not to alert other employees

I saw him butt whisperering with the boss after he got the gossip about the new girl stealing

butt whisperer by johniv July 1, 2011

butt-whisper 

fart

"Did you just butt-whisper?"

butt-whisper by marley1bone May 12, 2014

Butt Whisper 

A silent, pungent fart.

"Don't try and look innocent, I smell your butt whisper!".

Butt Whisper by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Butt Whiskers

When a fat guy eats someone with dreadlocks, and the dreadlocks get caught in their anus on the way out, and so become like horrible tentacles when they fart.

After eating Twiggy, Marilyn Manson had butt whiskers for a week.

Butt Whiskers by LK86 February 26, 2011