butt tub

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A hot tub for your butt.

"I need to relax my sphincter."
"Don't take poppers. Use the butt tub!"

butt tub by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015

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Butt Tuba

a tuba inserted into the rear end of a person by means of entertainment, or punishment.

Dylan's parents were so angry at him, they punished him by use of a butt tuba.

Joey's friends wanted to laugh at him, so they gave him a butt tuba.

Butt Tuba by Joe Dylan Pudding June 25, 2009

butt tubb

A large quantity of any entity

see shitload

That's a butt tubb of pork you got there Jim Bob!

butt tubb by Frank December 10, 2004

butt tubing

Where two people put a tube in each other butts and fart. Sharing each other farts.

Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing

butt tubing by Fart master flash November 29, 2013

Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.

1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.

Tuba Butt by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022

semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.

PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack

semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise by bigjeff May 10, 2005

tubnodial butt snoid

An Idiot driver or drivers on way home

He cut me off in the fast lane. He is a real tubnodial butt snoid.

tubnodial butt snoid by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026