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Tuba Tryout

To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!

Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022
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stinkfest

A painfully awful situation to be in, such as a sporting event where your team gets absolutely trounced, or any event that downright sucks -- although it was expected to be a "good time".
Johnny: Did you see the playoff baseball game yesterday?
Thibeault: Yeah, I was there dude..and it was a total stinkfest -- not only was it a 14-0 loss but the weather sucked and we spent $500 on playoff tickets!
by chr0meice91 April 18, 2022
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ramfart

An insult towards Rampart castle types in the game Heroes of Might and Magic III.
I destroyed his Ramfarts army with only 3 Black Dragons.
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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Fartress

An insult toward Fortress castle types in Heroes of Might and Magic III.
I don’t know why Ben is always Fartress, it’s such a stupid-ass weak town with awful level 6 and 7 creatures. The next time I take over one of Ben’s fartresses I’ll command my invading hero to take a shit in his Hydra Pond.
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.
Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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Trenton Trash

A graffiti tag used in the 1990s in Hamilton, New Jersey on the Youngs Road bridge overpassing the Amtrak/NJ Transit railroad tracks. Can also be used to describe how much the city of Trenton, NJ sucks, as the city is filled with crime and awful quality of living.
That Trenton Trash graffiti has been on the bridge for like 5 years bro.

Johnny: lets get pizza man.
Doyle: where at?
Johnny: I was thinking of somewhere in Trenton.
Doyle: I don't want to be dealing with no Trenton Trash bro, fuck Trenton it sucks... I'd rather get WORSE pizza in another location... probably a 50% chance of coming back alive after going to Trenton....
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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tossed a stinker

In baseball, when a pitcher has an outright horrific performance to the point the home crowd may even be booing their own team. Usually the type of game you will be leaving early -- a stinkfest.
Billy: did you see the game last night bro?
Hubert: dude, Shawn tossed a stinker giving up 9 runs in one inning... it was so bad even our home crowd was booing -- total stinkfest -- embarrassed I was even there bro. Shawn's ERA is ruined for the rest of the season now LMAO
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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