To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022

In baseball, when a pitcher has an outright horrific performance to the point the home crowd may even be booing their own team. Usually the type of game you will be leaving early -- a stinkfest.
Billy: did you see the game last night bro?
Hubert: dude, Shawn tossed a stinker giving up 9 runs in one inning... it was so bad even our home crowd was booing -- total stinkfest -- embarrassed I was even there bro. Shawn's ERA is ruined for the rest of the season now LMAO
Hubert: dude, Shawn tossed a stinker giving up 9 runs in one inning... it was so bad even our home crowd was booing -- total stinkfest -- embarrassed I was even there bro. Shawn's ERA is ruined for the rest of the season now LMAO
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022

I don’t know why Ben is always Fartress, it’s such a stupid-ass weak town with awful level 6 and 7 creatures. The next time I take over one of Ben’s fartresses I’ll command my invading hero to take a shit in his Hydra Pond.
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

A painfully awful situation to be in, such as a sporting event where your team gets absolutely trounced, or any event that downright sucks -- although it was expected to be a "good time".
Johnny: Did you see the playoff baseball game yesterday?
Thibeault: Yeah, I was there dude..and it was a total stinkfest -- not only was it a 14-0 loss but the weather sucked and we spent $500 on playoff tickets!
Thibeault: Yeah, I was there dude..and it was a total stinkfest -- not only was it a 14-0 loss but the weather sucked and we spent $500 on playoff tickets!
by chr0meice91 April 18, 2022
