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butt puppets 

Butt Puppets is a funny way to say you have to poop.
I have to go make butt puppets.

If you are going to go make butt puppets dont let the water splash you on you ass.
butt puppets by CcreatorR April 26, 2004
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butt-puppet 

I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.
Why bother listening to Jack? He's like totally Natalie's butt-puppet.
butt-puppet by Mo Dixley December 28, 2004

butt puppet 

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up their ass controlling their mouth see also ass puppet
Diskin was such a butt puppet for Keagy, his breath smelled like hand lotion.
butt puppet by n6ko January 20, 2003

butt-puppet 

1. a decorated sock operated from the bottom used for cheap entertainment
2. a (powerful) person controlled by another person. people joke that the person in control serviced that person in the anus.
that girl's got you whipped
you're such a butt-puppet
butt-puppet by ggunit August 3, 2004

Butt Puppet 

The bitch in a male homosexual relationship.
Gavin is Brad's butt puppet.
Butt Puppet by Anonymous August 18, 2003

butt puppet 

In prison, Bubba made the new inmate his butt puppet.
butt puppet by Chimp June 23, 2003

Butt-Puppet 

3. Also relating to the way a sock puppet is filled and then controlled from the bottom: A man in prison being filled from the bottom at the delight of many for hideous crimes he was convicted of.
Did you hear? Charles ____ was convicted of molesting 12 children and is sentenced to 38 years. I'll bet San Quentin can't wait to unwrap their brand spanking new "Butt-Puppet!" Merry Christmas San Quentin!
Butt-Puppet by sfsffsfsfsf December 25, 2012
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