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Butt Munching Ho 

This term is coined to describe a person, who,

will bite off your asscheek, maybe literally, maybe figuratively, but almost always, demonstratably, for the money you have in your wallet, if not your wallet (with your ID and credit cards inside), and/or whatever else they want to drain from you, like, your lifeblood or your eternal soul, or your entire being.

Usually this term might be used to define a little sister or brother, or even a friend or acquaintance, who is just an annoying little sexually-active kind of fucker who retaliates aginst you with a lasting impression when you stand up to them and their shit, and leaves the victim needing considerable time to heal, plot revenge against, and, definitely, warn others against apporaching said danger.

More specifically, this term is used in dealing with someone who, after having some kind of realtionship with(possibly sexual), will break it off (more like 'stick it in and break it off')from you, leaving you psychologically imbalanced and needing contact with said person to rebalance, only to be rebuffed, constantly with disdainful and dismissive words, actions, and demeanor, making you wait for days and years on end for the rare, if ever, occurence of them making contact with you when they want something, usually financially draining, and psychologically disturbing.

Avoid persons of these types at all costs. Failure to heed to warnings from friends and family, will cause acute psychological trauma, that may take years to heal.

one of the signs that you may be dealing with persons of these types is when they reply to you when asked if they want to do something is the phrase...

"Well, I'll just have to see if I feel like it...."

if that person utters that phrase at you, then, Danger, Will Robinson! Take Immediate evasive action! head for the hills and make sure you got your wallet with you! Person is radioactive in a wannabe non-chalant kinda way. Person may be a sociopath who feeds off of the energy of frustration you exert on them. They will drain you dry!
And if you're broke, thank your lucky stars, they may just drop you, and if that happens, RUN LIKE HELL, don't calmly walk away...even though they dont want you around, and act like it...they still got the tractor beams working overdrive on your brain, even though they may or may not realize it (as if they really cared.)

some variants - But Mun Cho, asian variant
- Bert Muncho, male variant
- IRS, America's perrenial variant especially
around April 15
- other variants to numerous to list.
Back off Larry, that girl you dig a Butt Munching Ho.

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Butt Munching 

TO FUCKING MUNCH ON SOMEONES HUGE ANUS HOLE.
"Man, I wanna munch on someones huge butt anus hole" - Butt Munching
Butt Munching by Andrew and Owen October 10, 2008

Butt Munching 

Using the internet excessively to the point of addiction 'I've been butt munching all day'.

Some who engages in excessive butt munching is a butt munch, and they device they use is often a giant butt munching machine (a phone or an ipod is just a butt muncher).
That little butt munch has been butt munching on his giant butt munching machine for 3 days straight.

Butt munching 

When you manage to but a whole watermelon inside your friends bum and leave it there for about 2 weeks. Then you proceed to take the watermelon out and eat it with your friends yummy juices from inside his butt making it taste AMAZING!
Yeah i tried butt munching my friend some days ago. It tasted so good and i could feel is juices running down my face
Butt munching by El Liamoo February 20, 2025

cock munching butt slut 

I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?
Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
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