butt fucks

Someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.

Taking your car to get serviced, and your car comes out worse than going in, because the butt fucks servicing it spent too much time sticking their dicks in the exhaust pipe than looking at the damn car!

by J Herzoy April 29, 2012

Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

Finger Butt Fuck

When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.

Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!

by SlopNChop August 18, 2016

butt fuck egypt

Noun. What you call a place that is unfamiliar or far away. You usually end up in locations like this when other people need your help.

Dude! Why are you all the way in butt fuck egypt?

by Beanz M. March 7, 2017

Going Butt Fuck

When someone becomes extremely excited or stimulated as if they had a severe form of A.D.D. Much like Going Ape Shit, but usually in a more positive way. Similar to a fangasm.

Joe Bob McHootenanny: "I was in the mall the other day and I didn't want to get anything I didn't need. Then a lady by the toy store offered me a huge figure of the Big Daddy from Bioshock that was so well sculpted and painted it looked real! I proceeded to start going butt fuck and payed the $245 it cost... And that's why we can't afford to pay the rent this month, honey."

by nickreaper October 10, 2011

Butt Fuck NoWhere

When something is so out of the way; when its in the middle of nowhere. When you have to go so far its ridiculous.

OMG you live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere!

Where is this place in the middle of butt fuck nowhere?

by Oorschae Pglesby December 7, 2009

Bin Laden Butt Fuck

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!

Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..

by ProudToBeFree1 May 25, 2011