butt finger

to stick one's finger up their own ass while sleeping. Then place that finger near their nose!

Dude, it was hilarious! Last night we got completely thrashed and butt fingered Ronnie!

by steve April 20, 2005

butt finger

when wiping ones ass after a messy dump. you find that you got shite all over your finger.

"god damn it i just got serious butt finger from that shit."

by i love picking my arse May 26, 2006

Dr. Butt finger

A doctor who works in free clinic in Bend that does anal cyst exams and then forgets to take his glove off, which he then uses to write with a pen, turn on/off the light, etc.

"The clinic is full of butt germs because of Dr. Butt finger."

by Bob Vance Bob Vance October 09, 2008

pussy-butt finger

When having sex missionary, you reach around and between your partners legs and wet your finger with pussy juice from her taint, you use this as lube and stick your finger in her asshole. you now have pussy-butt finger.

you smell like pussy-butt finger

by don tron1 December 04, 2009

nappy butt finger

when your finger goes throught the butt-wipe paper, you got a case of the nappy butt finger

ohhhhh nappy butt finer, nooooooo.

that's a nappy butt finger

ohhh nooo nappy butt finger

by victor michael May 19, 2010

Finger Butt Fuck

When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.

Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!

by SlopNChop August 18, 2016

One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

by LongWayfromHome September 07, 2010