2 definitions by Johnny Jerk Off
After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.
Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
by Johnny Jerk Off December 15, 2014
My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.
Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.
Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.
by Johnny Jerk Off July 26, 2013