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Butt finessin' 

The act of playing or scratching a girl's butt when you're completely boinked (drunk)
Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!
Butt finessin' by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

butt fingies 

Used to describe the smell of your fingers after scratching inside your butt crack.
Person 1: Why are you smelling your hand?

Person 2: I just scratched inside my butt crack and now I have butt fingies.
butt fingies by Mikey the kid January 25, 2020

Butt Fink 

v. When a person farts and baby elf like creatures come out of their butt in a clear and smelly gastric juice.

n. The name for each individual baby elf like creature that comes out of the butt in the juice.
"Dude guess what, I had a Butt Fink last night, damn I've been waiting all year!"
Butt Fink by Durina July 27, 2008

Dr. Butt finger 

A doctor who works in free clinic in Bend that does anal cyst exams and then forgets to take his glove off, which he then uses to write with a pen, turn on/off the light, etc.
"The clinic is full of butt germs because of Dr. Butt finger."

butt finger 

to stick one's finger up their own ass while sleeping. Then place that finger near their nose!
Dude, it was hilarious! Last night we got completely thrashed and butt fingered Ronnie!
butt finger by steve April 20, 2005

pussy-butt finger 

When having sex missionary, you reach around and between your partners legs and wet your finger with pussy juice from her taint, you use this as lube and stick your finger in her asshole. you now have pussy-butt finger.
pussy-butt finger by don tron1 December 4, 2009