Where were you last night?
I was hanging with this girl at her dorm.
Oh, the xanny nanny on the first floor?

Yeah I ended up doing some butt finessin'!

Butt finessin' by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

butt fingies

Used to describe the smell of your fingers after scratching inside your butt crack.

Person 1: Why are you smelling your hand?

Person 2: I just scratched inside my butt crack and now I have butt fingies.

butt fingies by Mikey the kid January 25, 2020

Butt Fink

v. When a person farts and baby elf like creatures come out of their butt in a clear and smelly gastric juice.

n. The name for each individual baby elf like creature that comes out of the butt in the juice.

"Dude guess what, I had a Butt Fink last night, damn I've been waiting all year!"

Butt Fink by Durina July 27, 2008

Dr. Butt finger

A doctor who works in free clinic in Bend that does anal cyst exams and then forgets to take his glove off, which he then uses to write with a pen, turn on/off the light, etc.

"The clinic is full of butt germs because of Dr. Butt finger."

Dr. Butt finger by Bob Vance Bob Vance October 9, 2008

butt finger

to stick one's finger up their own ass while sleeping. Then place that finger near their nose!

Dude, it was hilarious! Last night we got completely thrashed and butt fingered Ronnie!

butt finger by steve April 20, 2005

pussy-butt finger

When having sex missionary, you reach around and between your partners legs and wet your finger with pussy juice from her taint, you use this as lube and stick your finger in her asshole. you now have pussy-butt finger.

you smell like pussy-butt finger

pussy-butt finger by don tron1 December 4, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026