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bus fuck 

Bus fucking involves 2 people: the victim, and the fucker. The bus fucker is generally the bitch on the bus that no one likes to sit with because she is either: a FAT bitch, a SCARY bitch, a super-bitch, or a combination of the three. Victims to bus fucking are usually guys too nice to say no to someone who wants to sit with them. Once the bitch sits down, she begins to engage you in conversation about obsessions with non-fat guys, her hatred of her parents, and other topics the victim more often than not does not give a damn about. The result of a good (see: bad) bus fucking is: being even more scared of the bitch, friends making fun of you, and annoying children on the bus claiming you want to have an affair with the bitch.

Also see: bus rape
Victim: Thank God we're at my bus stop...now I can get away from Sammi.
Victim Friend: Yeah man, she bus fucked you good. Did she seriously tell you about how she wants her brother inside her?
bus fuck by Buerckchop December 26, 2007
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bus fuck 

When you offer your sexual services to anyone riding on the bus, are declined, and then quite literally try to have sex with the bus by humping the ticket booth, rails, ect..
bus fuck by jennaguts December 7, 2011

Fuck the bus 

The drinking game that gets you smashed. How it works:

Lay out a row of 4 random cards face down. Then a row of 3, 2 and 1 in order to make a pyramid. Each person playing then gets 2 random cards; these do not need to be kept a secret.

The row of 4 is then flipped over and whoever has a card in that row takes a shot.
The row of 3 is then turned over and if you have a card in this row you take 2 shots. The same is then done for the row of 2 cards, only now you take 3 shots.

The last card is fuck the bus. Whoever get this card is asked 4 questions:

1st: red or black?(referring to the cards colour)
2nd:higher or lower? (Than the previous cards value)(A is considered to be 1 so it is lower than 2 and king not higher)
3rd: in between or not? (Is the next drawn card's value inbetween previous2 cards' vale or not)
4th: which suite? (Hearts, diamonds, clubs or spades)

Every time you get a question wrong you take a shot and start again from question 1.

If there are double cards, you take 2 shots for each one shot you were meant to take and triple cards is 3 shots.
Max: "Dude how did Steve drunk so quickly? It's been 10 minutes"
Sarah: "He got fuck the bus"

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There is no winners or losers in fuck the bus. Only drunks.

Unless you count getting smashed as a win.
Fuck the bus by XNellax September 17, 2016

Fuck the Bus 

A bad ass drinking game. The rules are as follows:
• Pour shots
• Let the game master draw 5 cards from a deck of cards (they must not show you)
• Before he places the cards one by one, guess whether the card is a number or suit, and what colour it is (Red or black)
• For every wrong answer take a shot
• If you guess correctly multiple times then guess incorrectly, you must take as many shots as the cards you guessed correctly (e.g *guesses 4 correct cards* the fifth is wrong = take 4 shots)
Wes: "dude.. Wanna play fuck the bus?
Marc: "shit, hell yeah!"
(5 minutes later)
Marc: "no mreor broi, I'm toO fuckged up"
Fuck the Bus by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015

Fuck you bus 

When you are mad that you do not want to go home on the bus
Yesterday leah did not want to go home on the bus so she had the audacity to yell out fuck you bus
Fuck you bus by I ran out of ideas November 7, 2018

Bus fucked 

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.
Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.
Bus fucked by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014

Bus fucked 

It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.

You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.

Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
Bus fucked by TheCav July 22, 2010