1. The process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.
2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.
3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.
Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.
Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.
2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.
3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.
Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.
Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.
by Eric-san June 5, 2008
The act of throwing an individual under the collective bus or having said action performed to you.
May also be used when stuck behind busses.
May also be used when stuck behind busses.
Jill busfucked me in that meeting with the CEO. Now he thinks I'm an incompetent goon.
The sheer amount of busfuckery in this company is staggering.
I am currently being busfucked by City Metro, I'll be in late today.
The sheer amount of busfuckery in this company is staggering.
I am currently being busfucked by City Metro, I'll be in late today.
by robomuppet June 3, 2010
bus-fuck
-n. (1) One large enough to fuck over a bus if it were to run into him or her.
-n .(2) One would also be capable of eating said bus as an appetizer with ease.
-n. (3) One would also be interested in fucking (engaging in sexual intercourse) with said bus.
-v. (1) To be hit with a bus, but because of one's extremely large weight and size, to cause the bus to be "fucked," or destroyed.
-v. (2) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus through its exhaust pipe, doors, gas tank, sunroof, or other cavities.
-v. (3) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving its exhaust pipe up one's anal caviti(es) (asshole).
-v. (4) To literally engage engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving the entire bus inside one's anal cavity(ies) (asshole).
-n. (1) One large enough to fuck over a bus if it were to run into him or her.
-n .(2) One would also be capable of eating said bus as an appetizer with ease.
-n. (3) One would also be interested in fucking (engaging in sexual intercourse) with said bus.
-v. (1) To be hit with a bus, but because of one's extremely large weight and size, to cause the bus to be "fucked," or destroyed.
-v. (2) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus through its exhaust pipe, doors, gas tank, sunroof, or other cavities.
-v. (3) To literally engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving its exhaust pipe up one's anal caviti(es) (asshole).
-v. (4) To literally engage engage in sexual intercourse (fuck) a bus by shoving the entire bus inside one's anal cavity(ies) (asshole).
Steve is such a busfuck.
Did you see that busfuck? He must have weighed a billion tons.
Steve: I'll take five hundred mcburgers. Can you supersize them?
Employee: Wow, you're such a busfuck.
Holy shit that busfuck last night was so kinky.
Did you see that busfuck? He must have weighed a billion tons.
Steve: I'll take five hundred mcburgers. Can you supersize them?
Employee: Wow, you're such a busfuck.
Holy shit that busfuck last night was so kinky.
by Busfuck July 27, 2009
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
by Olof Carmody February 26, 2008
Nobody reallt knows what it means but its generally used as an insult.
On November 24th 2017, a group of friends; Christina, Jhade, Berber, Gio & Jeily dubbed themselves as “ Busfucker ‘s”.
On November 24th 2017, a group of friends; Christina, Jhade, Berber, Gio & Jeily dubbed themselves as “ Busfucker ‘s”.
A) “Ugh shes such a busfucker”
B) “A what??”
A) “LMAO idk i hurd (one of the busfuckers) use it. I think its an insult or something.
B) “A what??”
A) “LMAO idk i hurd (one of the busfuckers) use it. I think its an insult or something.
by ItsJust.Christina January 23, 2019
to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.
by roger the fabricator February 11, 2004
Someone who is just a twat in general. From the comic "Natalie Dee," it can also be used as a term of endearment between overtired college students trying to get something done. See also, trolleyfucker.
"That guy didn't do a damn thing while he was here. What a total busfucker."
"Yo, busfucker, hand me that report."
"Yo, busfucker, hand me that report."
by Cateeeee January 29, 2009