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burtjin by bxrxe November 23, 2023
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BURTAINT 

It's kinda like a burrito and a taint all mixed up into one. It's basically a disgusting pussy. There are also variations of this, like the Creamtaint-White pussy. Also the Chocotaint-Black pussy.
Bill- Did you see Shanice's burtaint.
Bob- Na man, that was a real chocotaint.
BURTAINT by MILES/CARSON October 11, 2017
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Burtains 

Female genitals comprised of beef + curtains = burtains
She had a right set of burtains on her!
Burtains by Seanie-Doo November 10, 2011

burnjing 

Act of 2 dudes shooting any form of liquid into their assholes from a tube
Will: Chris, wanna start burnjing tonight
Chris: Grab the tubes and the keg bro
burnjing by MexicanForeskinMonster February 26, 2022
A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."

Burting by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009
{Buhr-Tuh} (verb) The act of copying; to take; to recreate someone else's idea as your own.
1) Dude, I totally burted your blog's poll

2) This is unit 32, do you burt?

3) Man, stop burting my blog!
Burting by theburtmaster12345 August 13, 2009
burgining t-, one who burjin's.. in th fee~ild, one who. likes to burjin themselves... to-. burjin. "im so glad i-" shush...
Burjin.
burjin. someone who likes to burjin themselves, in the feild
burjin by shawn_the_gay_sheep December 3, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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