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A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
Burting by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009
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{Buhr-Tuh} (verb) The act of copying; to take; to recreate someone else's idea as your own.
1) Dude, I totally burted your blog's poll

2) This is unit 32, do you burt?

3) Man, stop burting my blog!
Burting by theburtmaster12345 August 13, 2009

Burting Off 

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"
"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
Burting Off by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024

It's Just A Burning Memory 

The first song in the playlist "Everywhere At The End Of Time." It seems to be the most popular and recognizable song.
Most commonly found from: Trollge Memes, and Everywhere At The End Of Funk.
When listening for the first time, it appears to be like a slowed and slightly distorted version of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly, when listening to this sound without context you might think very little of it. When provided context it might seem a little sad, because if you didn't know, "Everywhere At The End Of Time" is a playlist that simulates dementia.
Person 1: *Is listening to Heartaches.*
"Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me, I can't believe It's Just a Burnin' Memory!"
Person 2: "Did you know that there's a version of that song that simulates dementia?"
Person 1: "Really? My mother was diagnosed with alzheimer's a few weeks back, I guess I could listen to it."
Person 2: "The song is It's Just A Burning Memory. You'll find the playlist in a few searches after listening."
Person 1: "There's a playlist? Is it good?"
Person 2: ".........You've been warned..."

Burning Memory

A burning memory is a type of memory that is particularly strong and hard to forget. A burning memory can be both positive and negative. Usually either the highpoint or lowpoint of someone's life.
I can't forget college, it's a burning memory.
Burning Memory by vadepade October 5, 2020

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.
Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

busting a cord 

absolutely slamming the f*ck out of your penis with a meat tenderizer
“Dang bro I got pissed at my girl last night and just went home and started busting a cord”
busting a cord by dikslurper December 27, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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