A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.
If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.
If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."
" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009
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A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"
"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"
"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
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Get the Burting Off mug.The first song in the playlist "Everywhere At The End Of Time." It seems to be the most popular and recognizable song.
Most commonly found from: Trollge Memes, and Everywhere At The End Of Funk.
When listening for the first time, it appears to be like a slowed and slightly distorted version of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly, when listening to this sound without context you might think very little of it. When provided context it might seem a little sad, because if you didn't know, "Everywhere At The End Of Time" is a playlist that simulates dementia.
Most commonly found from: Trollge Memes, and Everywhere At The End Of Funk.
When listening for the first time, it appears to be like a slowed and slightly distorted version of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly, when listening to this sound without context you might think very little of it. When provided context it might seem a little sad, because if you didn't know, "Everywhere At The End Of Time" is a playlist that simulates dementia.
Person 1: *Is listening to Heartaches.*
"Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me, I can't believe It's Just a Burnin' Memory!"
Person 2: "Did you know that there's a version of that song that simulates dementia?"
Person 1: "Really? My mother was diagnosed with alzheimer's a few weeks back, I guess I could listen to it."
Person 2: "The song is It's Just A Burning Memory. You'll find the playlist in a few searches after listening."
Person 1: "There's a playlist? Is it good?"
Person 2: ".........You've been warned..."
"Your kiss was such a sacred thing to me, I can't believe It's Just a Burnin' Memory!"
Person 2: "Did you know that there's a version of that song that simulates dementia?"
Person 1: "Really? My mother was diagnosed with alzheimer's a few weeks back, I guess I could listen to it."
Person 2: "The song is It's Just A Burning Memory. You'll find the playlist in a few searches after listening."
Person 1: "There's a playlist? Is it good?"
Person 2: ".........You've been warned..."
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Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing
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