burpist

Someone who discriminates against burps.

IM A BURPIST SO NO BURPS TODAY

burpist by rai_ December 23, 2021

Burpstipated 

The strong biological need to emit gas from one's mouth, but without the ability to do so.

I was walking down the hallway and I felt really burpstipated; however, it was another 10 minutes before I could get it out.

Burpstipated by 5MFun April 14, 2014

Burristo

A Burrito Artist, one who makes/prepares burritos in a fast food environment, the Mexican Fast Food equivalent of a Barista.
Applies to either gender, based on employment.

"Hey man did you see that Burristo gave me extra sour cream and didn't even charge me"

"The Burristo asked all my friends how their meal was but not me, the Burristo bummed me out"

Burristo by Superfan GIO April 10, 2013

burpista 

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

burpista by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

burrista 

Noun: a professional skilled in the exquisite art of burrito assembly. The masculine equivalent is "burristo."

Burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.

Burrista: Sour cream and cheese for you, sir?
Customer: Yes, both please.

Customer 1: Damn. I hate when I get this burrista.
Customer 2: Why?
Customer 1: Bitch always skimps on the guac.

burrista by chipotlefreak29 September 30, 2011

Burpstipation

The clogging of the throat of air vaulve that prevents burping, like constipation, only in the other end.

"Satty really wanted to burp, but she had burpstipation"

Burpstipation by Jupi February 21, 2003

burrista 

One who performs the art of burrito making proffessionaly and expertly. They can be found in many places, typically behind the counter of your neighborhood Chipotle.

The burrista made my burrito exceptionally well today.

burrista by StephenHeart September 12, 2006