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burnalert by Greasy Fiend August 11, 2012

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Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

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burnletsky

To pull a burnletsky is to go from nothing to everything in the sexual world in one night. A burnletsky can only properly occur when one has never kissed a girl outside of the family on the mouth before, and somehow ends up hooking up, getting a blow job, having sex, etc. in one ultimate night. To pull a burnletsky is the most desired thing for any who are able to pull it off (never kissed...).

GUY 1: dude, did you hear about alex?

GUY 2: naaw bro what happened?

GUY 1: he totally pulled a burnletsky last night!

GUY 2: thats effin awesome! I wish I could pull a burnletsky!

burnletsky by rydoked April 21, 2010

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burgadert

really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)

(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world

burgadert by rainbow jones December 28, 2011