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burmingham booty call 

When girls shove cell phones up their vaginas then transfers them to their anus......... the male then calls the phone and the girl shits it out.
My Girl gave me a great burmingham booty call
burmingham booty call by Emilyhoee August 14, 2007

In Burmingham they love the govna 

hoo-hoo yeah in burmingham they love the govna said sarah

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

Lilia Buckingham 

A bisexual sweetheart who's obsessed with Animal Crossing and Spencer Reid. Loves her girlfriend and Criminal Minds so much that she secretly might have a fan account for both. Her nickname is "bottom". Oh yeah, her Twitter is also gay asf.
Girl number 1: I don't know what's wrong with me
Girl number 2: Wdym?
Girl number 1: For some reason I can't stop baking
Girl number 2: I think you have the Lilia Buckingham disease

Birmingham, MI 

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.
Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"

Birmingham Telephone Call 

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.
No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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