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burmingham booty call 

When girls shove cell phones up their vaginas then transfers them to their anus......... the male then calls the phone and the girl shits it out.
My Girl gave me a great burmingham booty call

In Burmingham they love the govna 

hoo-hoo yeah in burmingham they love the govna said sarah

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

Lilia Buckingham 

A bisexual sweetheart who's obsessed with Animal Crossing and Spencer Reid. Loves her girlfriend and Criminal Minds so much that she secretly might have a fan account for both. Her nickname is "bottom". Oh yeah, her Twitter is also gay asf.
Girl number 1: I don't know what's wrong with me
Girl number 2: Wdym?
Girl number 1: For some reason I can't stop baking
Girl number 2: I think you have the Lilia Buckingham disease

Birmingham, MI 

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.
Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"

Birmingham Telephone Call 

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.
No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.