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buritodick 

Something you say to a guy who has gonorrhea because their penis stings like it has been exposed to a hot and spicy burito. Can also be said to a mexican.
Justin: Yo my dick stings!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!
buritodick by Grorge Shrinks August 4, 2006
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A derogatory word against british people in a usually jovial way. It was invented in the youtuber vaush’s discord server.
A: man, that cunt is such a britoid. He allways drinks tea !
B: what are you so angry about chill.
Britoid by Monke222 August 28, 2021
Britoid is a common word to describe the inept abilities of White British people, especially in rural areas of England.
It should be noted that this word should be naturalized for use against idiotic white rural gutter trash.
At least 75% of these people are inbred thanks to the tradition of brother-to-bum asshole fiddle tickling that creates progeny with a low IQ and a high likelihood of genetic defects, such as fragile egos, violent outburts, and toe on penis.

Most Britoids become the leading colonizers in whichever country they swarm to. . Britoids actively target indigenous, non-britoid, women for rape and sexual abuse in order to satisfy their depraved sexual lust caused by the inbreeding done by their ancestors.
Malcolm: I fucking hate that inbred Britoid that drinks piss-wet tea.
Laquise: Yea, I fucking hate white trash whiggers.
Britoid by Mike Swiss May 20, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026