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A teenaged mexican who frequents convience shops around midnight attempting to purchase booze with a fake copy of his passport (on white computer paper)... Most likely named Enrique...
Burgles (with all 13 40oz's clanking): Thanks, have a good night
Clerk 1: I think I just got "Burgled"
Clerk 2: Someone stole something?
Clerk 1: Nah i just sold 13 40oz's to some kid with a piece of paper for ID
burgles by Matt Gwiaz November 30, 2007

burglesmarf 

A type of fart that makes your butt cheeks flap.
dude, I burglesmarfed this morning, it was so hard my cheeks bruised.

Burglesexual

Only liking Burgle Nackle/ BoiMan555 and that's all.
"Damn! See Cole over there? He is Burglesexual!"
Burglesexual by phroggogamer June 19, 2022

burglebezzlement 

An undefined type of crime that can only be committed by Stanley Pines. This is a reference to the 2012 Disney cartoon “Gravity Falls” and is mentioned in the episode “The Stanchurian Candidate”
“My Grunkle Stan was recently arrested for burglebezzlement”

“That checks out.”

burglebezzlement 

1) A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement.
2)To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzle the funds from said business.
I committed burglebezzlement in that abandoned warehouse
burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023

burglebezzlement 

A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement

To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzled the funds from said business.
I was arrested for committing burglebezzlement in the old warehouse.
burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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