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A teenaged mexican who frequents convience shops around midnight attempting to purchase booze with a fake copy of his passport (on white computer paper)... Most likely named Enrique...
Burgles (with all 13 40oz's clanking): Thanks, have a good night
Clerk 1: I think I just got "Burgled"
Clerk 2: Someone stole something?
Clerk 1: Nah i just sold 13 40oz's to some kid with a piece of paper for ID
burgles by Matt Gwiaz November 30, 2007

burglesmarf 

A type of fart that makes your butt cheeks flap.
dude, I burglesmarfed this morning, it was so hard my cheeks bruised.

Burglesexual

Only liking Burgle Nackle/ BoiMan555 and that's all.
"Damn! See Cole over there? He is Burglesexual!"
Burglesexual by phroggogamer June 19, 2022

burglebezzlement 

An undefined type of crime that can only be committed by Stanley Pines. This is a reference to the 2012 Disney cartoon “Gravity Falls” and is mentioned in the episode “The Stanchurian Candidate”
“My Grunkle Stan was recently arrested for burglebezzlement”

That checks out.”

burglebezzlement 

1) A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement.
2)To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzle the funds from said business.
I committed burglebezzlement in that abandoned warehouse
burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023

burglebezzlement 

A combination of the crimes burglary and embezzlement

To break into a building, set up a business, and embezzled the funds from said business.
I was arrested for committing burglebezzlement in the old warehouse.
burglebezzlement by KingKryxlyn December 17, 2023