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buongiorno 

Giuseppe: Buongiorno, Marco, come stai?
Marco: Bene, grazie. E tu?

Giuseppe: Così così.
buongiorno by bluestinger66 September 12, 2022

buongiorno un cazzo 

Literally "Good morning a fuck".
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.

See cazzo.
your colleague > "Buongiorno!"
you > "Buongiorno un cazzo"
buongiorno un cazzo by sunrising April 27, 2017

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno! 

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.
She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!
Buon Giorno, DiGiorno! by TFCB January 1, 2021

buon giorno 

"buon giorno"
"hello"
buon giorno by marie September 18, 2004

bongorno 

transitive verb: to inject oneself into an etherworld between ex, friend, and suitor.

must also add how confusion and unsettled emotions arise from such interaction, to b bongornoed is a warning to those about to get unnecessarily bamboozled and then made to think it was of their own doing
usage: "Matt is calling Sally all the time. He is totally going to bongorno her."
bongorno by la playa October 10, 2007

Bongiorno 

Blast her in the eyes with your man-spackle. When she finally gets it out of her eyes, as she can see again, smack her in the face with your dick, and shout BONGIORNO!
Nick gave regis a wild Bongiorno...
Bongiorno by touchmynipps September 27, 2010
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