(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of
Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World'
s Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little
money he had to self-produce his own
Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through
music.
Hey, did you see them selling Benzino'
s "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-
box liners, are good for
shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!