bunzio

Noun: an old fashioned donut or cruller.

Origin: Italian-American slang, 1970-80’s Madison, New Jersey.

Let’s go down to the bakery and grab a bunzio!

bunzio by Guido di Gabagool November 24, 2023

Purple Mud Bunion 

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Purple Mud Bunion by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

Buzios 

A small peninsula/city in the Regiao dos Lagos (Lakes Region) in the state of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil. A sophisticated city withholding a large portion of Brazil's millionaires and celebrities, as well as residents from 69 other nationalities. The city has 23 beautiful beaches and an extremely active nightlife especially in the winter and summer vacations where clubs and bars stay open till the early morning while being frequented by affluent individuals. Buzios was once noted to be the city with the most beautiful women per square meter during its high seasons by a popular Brazilian magazine. Its population is about 25,000 as of 2007, however it goes up to 350,000 during it's high seasons.

Husband- Honey I found a cheap house in Buzios for sale, it's 3.5 million dollars...
Wife- Wow that's a great deal! How many rooms?!
Husband- Uhm...one...

Buzios by Laurent Brasil September 30, 2008

California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

California Bunion Ride by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

bunio

slang for junior, can be shortened to 'bu'

bunio, hey bu, get my 40 outta da frijj

bunio by chukl January 18, 2009

Bunionfucker 

One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.

Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*

Bunionfucker by JoShmoe October 31, 2011

Bunzitos 

Someone who is mad puss. A person who avoids any confrontation, physical or not. Their overall demeanor is that of a pansy.

Person 1: Today I am going play my guitar while sipping on some wine.

Person 2:....Bunzitos

Bunzitos by shaolinstangler July 3, 2009