bunguin

A Bunguin is a hybrid of a penguin and a bunny rabbit, they are extremely rare and there are only two known to be living in the wild.

Dr Katharine Longman discovered the Bunguins on a routine science trip to skandinavia in the early part of the last century, they were at first numerous but their fur became very desirable and their numbers quickly whittled.

by Fraser Bayes February 3, 2007

bunguin

A Bunguin is a hybrid of a penguin and a bunny rabbit, they are extremely rare and there are only two known to be living in the wild.

Dr Katharine Longman discovered the Bunguins on a routine science trip to skandinavia in the early part of the last century, they were at first numerous but their fur became very desirable and their numbers quickly whittled.

by Fraser Bayes February 4, 2007

booce bunging

Rapidly sticking a pretzel stick up someone's urethra.

I got a huge hard one after the booce bunging

by Huehueheuehuehuehueheuehueheue April 2, 2016

Bean Bunging

For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.

TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.

NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.

Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”

Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”

Lee: “What?!”

Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”

Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”

by Alexander De Barrington May 24, 2014

Flipting bung and a bunging flipt

The phrase one will make upon making an embarrassing verbal or physical error or mistake.

Flipting bung and a bunging flipt! I locked myself out of the house again.

by Locomotion Lover June 2, 2020

Bunging The Booce

A sexual act in which one takes thin little pretzel sticks, and shoves it up their urethra.

Matt bunged Mellisa's Booce last night. They broke up the next day. Moral of the story. Don't try "Bunging The Booce".

by Uncle Steve The Crack Addict June 25, 2016

Polar Benguin

A hyrbid cross between a penguin and a polar bear. It has the head of a polar bear, body of a penguin and the attitude of a polar benguin. It is a generally friendly creature, but in circumstances of extreme hunger it may attempt to eat its own flipper in a perverse demonstration of its inherent identity crisis. The polar benguin resides wherever your imagination dictates.

On our arctic journey we found that the polar benguins were going extinct. Save the polar benguins!

by Patrick Hernandez September 3, 2009