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bundlecock

She said that it wouldn't be a vacation unless she had a bunch of margaritas and had a few guys bundlecock her!
by Mar Happy August 26, 2013
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bundlefuck

Screwing over a consumer by forcing him or her to purchase a large amount of games and/or accessories at the launch of a new console. Usable as a noun or verb.
"Gamestop's XBOX360 Ultimate Bundle costs $1200 but doesn't even include a second controller! What a bundlefuck!"

"Electronics Boutique really bundlefucked me when I bought a PSP - I only wanted Lumines but they also forced me to buy crap games."
by Moggraider September 6, 2005
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bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
by cathodeRay March 14, 2008
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bunglerock

A piece of left over deification left in ones gouch that can only be removed through bungling.
"Cory, what did u just pick out of ur gouch??"-Eden
"its some left of crap from yesterday"- Cory
"oh, a bunglerock"-eden
by thebungler November 26, 2010
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bundlecakes

An affectionate term for a toddler or baby in diapers.

"Bundle" came from a page and picture in the classic children's book, "Danny and the Dinosaur." There is a page where the dinosaur is carrying an older lady - who has her packages from shopping - across the street. His hands are cupped and she sits in them like one would a chair.

So, she is holding her bundles and the dinosaur is holding the lady's bundles. The dinosaur had asked if he could help her with her bundles. So, the double entendre is that her bundles are her backside, which for many reads caused roars of laughter with a toddler, who then inherited the name, "bundles" and also "bundlecakes."

Bundles is slang for bum, and cakes has double meaning for what a diaper is used to contain - but also for "cake," which a child sometimes is affectionately called: cake.
C'mere bundlecakes! Let's change your loaded diap (diaper)!
by Candycasa December 4, 2009
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Bumblecocksucker

A bumblebee that's acting like a dick
i tried to swat it away, but it was one of those huge bumblecocksuckers!
by The Real Fast Eddy May 3, 2011
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Bundleback

An extremely fat person who looks like they have bundles of raw meat strapped to their back.
Is Kirstie Alley still a bundleback? Sources say yes.
by Dr. Pasto February 23, 2011
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