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Bunching 

1. Bunching (V.) is the act of butt sex in between two mathematicians (Bunch Buddies or Bunchers(N.)). During this sex session one of the mathematicians will yell out math functions and questions. Then the other mathematician will scream out the answer. Sometimes the answer will be unknown and in this situation the receiver will have to scream out “meh!”.

2. The act of spooning while discussing famous mathematicians from history such Euler or Newton and many more.

3. Bunching directly results in puzzling packets of problems so difficult that they rape the minds of students, causing intense emotional pain. Problems so hard that tutors break down and cry from their inability to solve the problems, students from other classes laugh thinking the problems are jokes, and math professors are so confused they jump off of buildings.
1. Eric: oooohhhhh!!!! Yaaaaa!! How does that feel you dirty limx→a (sinx-x)/(sinx+x) !!!!!!!!
Bryan: OOOHHHHHHH!!!...........meh!!!!

2. Bryan: I really enjoyed our time together last night spooning in front of the fire and discussing Johannes Kepler's love for geometry.

3. Timmy: My mind hurts from the raping that the puzzling packet of problems caused.

Jimmy: Yeah, i heard our teachers had some serious bunching the night before they made that assignment.
Bunching by Bunchmister November 3, 2009
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Bunching 

The act of cheating in a board game completely unaware that you are cheating in a board game.
Damn it Matt, were you bunching the game again.

Sorry Josh, I thought I remembered the rules.
Bunching by KrauserKILLER May 2, 2018

Bunching out 

A term used to describe the sudden onset of extreme anxiety and feelings impending doom, similar to those experienced during an intense panic attack.
Hey man is Fransisco OK?

Nah.... he's bunching out!
Bunching out by Fuckyouchip April 19, 2024

Brady-Bunching

Brady-Bunching refers to when you simultaneously play nine videos of pornography or other media on the same computer monitor.
Last night, Robert spent his night alone Brady-Bunching with his new premium porn subscription. It was quite the experience.

extreme bunching 

When a stretchy shirt bunches up waayyy past comfort,usually up to your boobs. can also happen in shorty-shorts on fat girls. this usually results in muffin overflow
Trisha had some extreme bunching going on. It was definately the grossest thing i've ever seen.
extreme bunching by steven lebarron February 29, 2008

selective undergarment bunching 

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.
Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.

bus bunching 

A logistical phenomena in which the female(s) engaged in an orgy do not have high enough turnover to satisify the men waiting or the male to female ratio leaves too many aroused men waiting.
Sorry Sam, Sally's wizard sleeve has got the whole gang bus bunching tonight.
bus bunching by structuretone June 18, 2009
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