bumburner 

an australian sausage style pepperoni with a lot of little fatty bits and chili. Very spicy and a guaranteed sinus clearer. better than Vick's vaporub. Tastes wonderful in toasted sandwiches. The name 'bumburner' most likely refers to what happens after it goes through the digestive process and burns your butt when defecating.

man 1: g'day, mate. did you 'ave one of those bumburners i gave you?
man 2: sure did, mate. it was hotter than an outback summer

bumburner by Braidz February 15, 2009

Daniel Mark Bumgarner 

The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!

A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.

"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"

"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."

Daniel Mark Bumgarner by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009

Bumvarner 

1. A person who avoids responsibility.
2. The act of being lazy.
3. rejected by social groups.

I cant believe Frank did that, he is such a bumvarner today.

Bumvarner by Marcus_Matt_2008 April 17, 2008

bumgarner 

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.

"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."

bumgarner by greatjorge October 29, 2014

bumfunnery 

Anal sex. So called because it involves bums, and is fun.

We got up to some bumfunnery last night.

bumfunnery by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

bum burner

when last nights curry takes revenge on your pucker piece
often requires fridge chilled toilet paper to help

"shit me that madras is taking it's revenge on my pucker piece it's a real bum burner!!"

bum burner by yannyboy May 5, 2006

busburned 

When you are running to reach your bus and it leaves. This can also depend on how good or bad you look that day and the ratio of the bus drivers sexuality to their lack of getting some because bus drivers don't really get any.

Boy 1: Why are you so late?
Boy 2: I forgot my dick.
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Yeah, I got busburned. Should have worn my skinny jeans today.
Boy 1: Man, that's what your junk is for!

busburned by muteELOHELmuse January 15, 2009