by Marcus_Matt_2008 April 17, 2008
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A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"
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"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009
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BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
by greatjorge October 29, 2014
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by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009
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Damnit baumgarner.
by Bingtong February 22, 2014
Get the baumgarner mug.an australian sausage style pepperoni with a lot of little fatty bits and chili. Very spicy and a guaranteed sinus clearer. better than Vick's vaporub. Tastes wonderful in toasted sandwiches. The name 'bumburner' most likely refers to what happens after it goes through the digestive process and burns your butt when defecating.
man 1: g'day, mate. did you 'ave one of those bumburners i gave you?
man 2: sure did, mate. it was hotter than an outback summer
man 2: sure did, mate. it was hotter than an outback summer
by Braidz February 15, 2009
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