Bumvarner
Bumvarner by Marcus_Matt_2008 April 17, 2008
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Daniel Mark Bumgarner
The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!
A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"
"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
Daniel Mark Bumgarner by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009
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bumgarner
BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
bumgarner by greatjorge October 29, 2014
Bumgardner
Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.
Bumgardner by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009
baumgarner
Those who shave their faces, and magically turn into what is known as The Thumb. His arch nemesis is Dr. Manicure. He'll hit on young women, even if engaged, and takes pride in things like being negative two hundred and fifty dollars in the bank account.
"Yeah, my boyfriend just got a new job. He'll be making a lot more money now."
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
baumgarner by Bingtong February 22, 2014
bumburner
an australian sausage style pepperoni with a lot of little fatty bits and chili. Very spicy and a guaranteed sinus clearer. better than Vick's vaporub. Tastes wonderful in toasted sandwiches. The name 'bumburner' most likely refers to what happens after it goes through the digestive process and burns your butt when defecating.
Caleb Bumgarner
Caleb Bumgarner by Pseudo Shit October 16, 2008
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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