by watermelonclitlicker May 31, 2010
Get the Bum wank mug.To wipe your arse crack over your victims nose in a forward and back motion. Thus leaving a shitty smell in their nose.
by Afcb stu October 7, 2006
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When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
by The F P February 22, 2011
Get the Fingery Bum Wank mug.Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
by swordy January 17, 2013
Get the Chokey pokey bum wank mug.To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
Get the pokey bum wank mug.This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
by FessSquad June 1, 2022
Get the Finger bum wank mug.also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft
by ring sting king August 1, 2009
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