bum face 

bum face;

n. chiefly british slang, derogatory

1. one who has a face that has a similar appearance to the buttocks

2. one who is of such an annoying temperament that they are worthy of being compared to someone with a bum for a face

3. Someone with a bum for a face. And perhaps a face for a bum, although this is uncommon.

"Oh my god, you are such a bum face".

"Good golly, you're talking so much poo right now, one might call you a bum face"

bum face by Tom Bromley January 4, 2004

bum bum face 

A face in which has a buttocks, or "bum bum" upon it.

I met a bum bum face today. He has smelly breath, and bad conversation.

bum bum face by Monstramo September 7, 2003

bum bum face 

a person who has a large crack on there face almost looking like a bum crack

that nice man in the corner has a bum bum face

bum bum face by jenson Swader September 8, 2003

bum bum face 

a reptile in which has bum-like scales.

"I got my pet bum bum face at the store today."

bum bum face by Olivier Jenson Mosquito September 6, 2003

Monkey bum face 

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

Monkey bum face by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

smelly bum face 

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

smelly bum face by Bobson69 April 19, 2018

fucking bum face 

A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering

Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face

fucking bum face by AKewlDefiner October 19, 2023