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Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.
Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009

Bullshitcore 

A literary movement marked by deliberatively "bad" writing, using tropes such as misspelling, run on sentences and bizarre non-sequeters in order to convey its themes and larger aesthetic (often comedic) effect.
Jeff Clay, Detective is a pioneering work in bullshitcore, although some people don't "get it."
Bullshitcore by Jack Dance November 12, 2010

bullshitonian 

The guy is a complete shill, speaks fluent bullshitonian
bullshitonian by Telmea Story April 19, 2014

bullshitronium 

a rare non-metal element with the chemical symbol of BS
90% of the bullshitronium particles can be found on Donald J. Trump's hair...

bullshitcore 

A word to describe another fucking soundcloud music genre. Since SC allows you to put whatever tags you want to, people be taggin their songs with *core, claiming their shit to be whatever exotic and progressive, even tho it might be an absolute fucking garbage
Yo, what's this song about? Oh nvm, it's just another bullshitcore
bullshitcore by GnomeX February 21, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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