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Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.
(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.
Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009

Bullshitcore 

A literary movement marked by deliberatively "bad" writing, using tropes such as misspelling, run on sentences and bizarre non-sequeters in order to convey its themes and larger aesthetic (often comedic) effect.
Jeff Clay, Detective is a pioneering work in bullshitcore, although some people don't "get it."
Bullshitcore by Jack Dance November 12, 2010

bullshitonian 

The guy is a complete shill, speaks fluent bullshitonian
bullshitonian by Telmea Story April 19, 2014

bullshitronium 

a rare non-metal element with the chemical symbol of BS
90% of the bullshitronium particles can be found on Donald J. Trump's hair...

bullshitcore 

A word to describe another fucking soundcloud music genre. Since SC allows you to put whatever tags you want to, people be taggin their songs with *core, claiming their shit to be whatever exotic and progressive, even tho it might be an absolute fucking garbage
Yo, what's this song about? Oh nvm, it's just another bullshitcore
bullshitcore by GnomeX February 21, 2024

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026