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bullsex

when a man with very, very large testicles has very loud, carnal sex with another person
that bullsex we had last night was the best.
by uplinked May 4, 2009
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Bullseye

Bullseye- idiom, strong affirmation of a statement or action. Verbal confirmation that a bad-ass or spot-on action or statement that has just occurred.

Other forms include- so bullseye, that's so bullseye, fuckin-a-right bullseye.
Todd fucked that dude up after Henry threatened him with a gun, compelling Abbi to reply 'that's so bullseye' & Sadie to post the caption 'fuckin-a-right bullseye' on her gay instagram account.
by Wongfang March 17, 2017
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Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.
For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
by Eddy May 18, 2007
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key west bullseye

Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?

Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?

Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.

Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009
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bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...
by Willllll t March 26, 2008
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Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.
Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020
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Billsexual

Billsexual; (n;verb)

Def:

1: The act of being irrationally, illogically completly head over heels attracted and in love with the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.

2: the act of being sexually aroused by the voice, presence, or thought of the Tokio Hotel lead singer Bill Kaulitz.
I've actually done that to a few of my friends before. I'd pull up a picture of him, and ask:

"What d'ya think? Hot or not?" and they'd all gleefully exclaim stuff like 'hell yeah' or 'I'd do her' or 'damn she's fine' and I just burst out laughing and tell them that she is actually a he. Then I'd have to prove to them I was telling the truth and what not but what really surprises me is that more than a few of them always keep looking at him with that same (now hidden) lust in their eyes. I think all guys are a little billsexual inside.
by LunaShadow August 4, 2008
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