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Monkey Bullets 

This occurs when you touch all four of your fingers against your thumb, then stick finger-formation in your anal; gathering feces on all fingers. Once collected on fingers, flick on recipient's face in a bogey-flicking like manner. This causes the effect of flying scattered bullets.
Brandon: Mason was talking a lot of shit the other day, so I prepared an arsenal of monkey bullets. When he was wondering what I was doing, I quickly fired Monkey Bullets in his face and said ''Have your shit back!''

bullets and money 

Bullets and money is a positive slang response. Synonymous with "cool","good", and "awesome". Because seriously, what's cooler than bullets and money? Everything you need in life can be acquired with bullets and money. Chuck norris shits bullets and money.
"Hey joe, how was the movie?" "Bullets and money, dude."
"What do you mean?" "What's cooler than bullets and money?"
Use the same logic you use with "the bomb".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026