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This occurs when you touch all four of your fingers against your thumb, then stick finger-formation in your anal; gathering feces on all fingers. Once collected on fingers, flick on recipient's face in a bogey-flicking like manner. This causes the effect of flying scattered bullets.
Brandon: Mason was talking a lot of shit the other day, so I prepared an arsenal of monkey bullets. When he was wondering what I was doing, I quickly fired Monkey Bullets in his face and said ''Have your shit back!''
by Hayden Trudgill March 24, 2008
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A Zoro is When you either, With your hand, Rub your Testicles and get the sweat off, Or Picking Excrement left over from your Anus. After doing that, With your finger, Write a 'z' shape under the victims nose. As would Zoro, From the movies.
My girlfriend tried to say i had a little willy, I was extremely angry, And i thought... I have to zoro this bitch
by Hayden Trudgill March 24, 2008
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