bruschotti

A delicious combination of biscotti and fescheta

I need a shot of Bruschotti!

by Bruchotti December 10, 2017

brushitting

the act of brushing your teeth while taking a shit on the can. it is a great way to multi-task for you not only save time by brushing your teeth and crapping, but you can also spit the backwash of your tooth paste and water into the the toilet once you are done then flush it down all together which makes a lovely mint brown swirl known as the "sewage rainbow"

phone conversation
"Dude come on we gotta go hurry up im waiting outside"

"Hold on man let me finish brushitting, im almost done ill be out in a second"

by teagle March 7, 2010

Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Bruschetta Bout It Burger

A special burger from Bob's Burgers: A bruschetta burger!!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bruschetta Bout It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Little Red Bruschett-a Burger

An unusual burger that comes with bruschetta... or something.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Red Bruschett-a Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bruschetta

An Italian food. Grilled bread rubbed with fresh garlic, salt, pepper and olive oil.
Can be topped with capsicum, tomato, basil, cured meats and cheeses.

This bruschetta is very tasty.

by lucy3 August 28, 2008

bruschetta

(noun) (pronounce Broo-shett-a) - a best friend (usually a female) who turns his or her back on you. A friend who is very close to you and then ends all contact and makes no effort to be close friends. Reasons for noncontact are unexplaned and result from boyfriend/girlfriends, immoral activity, or even hermitude.

-"Wow! We used to be best friends in high school, now we're in college and I never hear from her."
-"She's such a bruschetta"

-"I saw my bruschetta at the dinning hall today"

-"We're such good friends, I don't want us to ever become Bruschetta's"

by Girl with a Bruschetta, you know you've got one too. December 30, 2007