BRUNKED

WHEN YOU ARE IN A BATTLE BUT GET DESTROYED SO HARD WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE AGAINST THE OPPONENT. YOU GOT BRUNKED.

BRUNO WALKED, HE GOT BRUNKED....

by krankadon January 12, 2022

Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

Top bunked

The act of placing another person (or inmate) on the top bunk of a bunk bed, then proceeding to violently eat his ass.

“Bro didn’t you hear? Ricky got top bunked.”

by COCKCHEWY August 21, 2021

Brunoed

The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.

Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?

by Randy Seaword June 1, 2009

bunked

Bunked - To skip something, such as an event, school, or work.

Today i Bunked a lesson because it was going to be boring.

by Daniel Briant April 17, 2008

Brucked

A. Damaged, broken, or not satisfactory
B. An ugly girl

A. That car is brucked.
B. Naw, I wouldn't fuck that girl, she is brucked.

by Sumantix November 28, 2004

brucked

When you intentionally vote "Leave" during brexit and accidentally fuck yourself.

"Hey Bro, did you vote 'REMAIN '?"
"Nah mate, I totally brucked myself! Turns out the pound crashed to a 30 year low. Food and holidays got more expensive, so I can't afford to get shitfaced in Kavos, not to mention I require a visa, and my grandpas pension is fucked. Who knew!? Oh wait..."

by aschk June 27, 2016