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When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021
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Top bunked

The act of placing another person (or inmate) on the top bunk of a bunk bed, then proceeding to violently eat his ass.
“Bro didn’t you hear? Ricky got top bunked.”
Top bunked by COCKCHEWY August 21, 2021
The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?
Brunoed by Randy Seaword June 1, 2009
Bunked - To skip something, such as an event, school, or work.
Today i Bunked a lesson because it was going to be boring.
bunked by Daniel Briant April 17, 2008
A. Damaged, broken, or not satisfactory
B. An ugly girl
A. That car is brucked.
B. Naw, I wouldn't fuck that girl, she is brucked.
Brucked by Sumantix November 28, 2004
When you intentionally vote "Leave" during brexit and accidentally fuck yourself.
"Hey Bro, did you vote 'REMAIN '?"
"Nah mate, I totally brucked myself! Turns out the pound crashed to a 30 year low. Food and holidays got more expensive, so I can't afford to get shitfaced in Kavos, not to mention I require a visa, and my grandpas pension is fucked. Who knew!? Oh wait..."
brucked by aschk June 27, 2016