The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the Britishcomedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
"Hey Bro, did you vote 'REMAIN '?"
"Nah mate, I totally brucked myself! Turns out the pound crashed to a 30 year low. Food and holidays got more expensive, so I can't afford to get shitfaced in Kavos, not to mention I require a visa, and my grandpas pension is fucked. Who knew!? Oh wait..."