Bruhism is a fast-spreading religion, in which the "God" is @Bruhssia on Instagram.
Rumor has it some so called "Bruhists" perform Bruhssian rituals to summon the God, yet all attempts so far have been fruitless. Also, Bruhism is an international religion that welcomes all sorts of people into their religion, but those who don't ship AmeriPan, (America x Japan from popular anime Hetalia), are considered a lower part of society based on ignorance to what must be the biggest ship in the navy.
Bruhism started on Sunday, January 25, 2015 in the morning, and proceeded to expand after.
Bruhism is now beginning to invade Tumblr, and most followers pray for it's popularity and support.
Rumor has it some so called "Bruhists" perform Bruhssian rituals to summon the God, yet all attempts so far have been fruitless. Also, Bruhism is an international religion that welcomes all sorts of people into their religion, but those who don't ship AmeriPan, (America x Japan from popular anime Hetalia), are considered a lower part of society based on ignorance to what must be the biggest ship in the navy.
Bruhism started on Sunday, January 25, 2015 in the morning, and proceeded to expand after.
Bruhism is now beginning to invade Tumblr, and most followers pray for it's popularity and support.
What's your religion? Oh, my religion is Bruhism, where AmeriPan is our main ship and @Bruhssia on Instagram is our Lord.
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The guiding principle is that communism didn't go far enough. Why settle for just a significant chunk of your hard-earned income when you can have it all? It's the perfect solution for those who believe that wealth redistribution should be more like wealth vacuuming.
In a Bruhist utopia, every pay check you earn will be lovingly whisked away, leaving you with an empty bank account and a sense of profound fulfilment, knowing that your money is off to fund a slew of government projects. These projects may or may not include giant bronze statues of obscure political figures, inefficient state-run lemonade stands, and mandatory ballet lessons for all citizens because, hey, it's never too late to pirouette for the motherland.
But wait, there's more! In Bruhism, you'll no longer need to worry about making choices or pursuing your dreams, because the government knows what's best for you. Your job assignment chosen with the precision of a dart hitting a random career board, and your wardrobe will consist exclusively of utilitarian jumpsuits in various shades of gray. After all, why bother with frivolous choices when you can live a life of pure, unadulterated simplicity?
The guiding principle is that communism didn't go far enough. Why settle for just a significant chunk of your hard-earned income when you can have it all? It's the perfect solution for those who believe that wealth redistribution should be more like wealth vacuuming.
In a Bruhist utopia, every pay check you earn will be lovingly whisked away, leaving you with an empty bank account and a sense of profound fulfilment, knowing that your money is off to fund a slew of government projects. These projects may or may not include giant bronze statues of obscure political figures, inefficient state-run lemonade stands, and mandatory ballet lessons for all citizens because, hey, it's never too late to pirouette for the motherland.
But wait, there's more! In Bruhism, you'll no longer need to worry about making choices or pursuing your dreams, because the government knows what's best for you. Your job assignment chosen with the precision of a dart hitting a random career board, and your wardrobe will consist exclusively of utilitarian jumpsuits in various shades of gray. After all, why bother with frivolous choices when you can live a life of pure, unadulterated simplicity?
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