24 definitions by headless hotdog

frankfurter

something I can’t eat cuze i don’t eat meat aka I like women.

im a lesbain, I don’t eat frankfurter!!!!!!!

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

fantina

when the fanta soda identifies as female

fantina soda!!!!

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

headless hotdog

what i am. i have no head.

i am a headless hotdog

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

idtyhdivn

stands for “i don’t think ur hot dog is very nice”

idtyhdivn....
it really isn’t bro put that shit away

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020