Brownshoe 

A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.

"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."

"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"

Brownshoe by The Man With The Cane March 27, 2019

brownshoe 

A situation that has gotten so out of hand, or so thoroughly mismanaged, that it has become a virtual or literal pile of crap. Refers to the condition of a person's shoe after they step in the pile.

The accounting team is so disorganized that they lost our invoice payment. This is a total brownshoe situation.

brownshoe by Snafoodie December 8, 2020

Brownshoe 

Brownshoe - A person who dresses in very poor form or is otherwise clueless with respect to fashion and general manners. Such a person might wear a pocket protector and carry a pen in their shirt pocket, use tape and continue wearing broken eye glasses, wear clunky brown shoes with black clothes, wear pants that are 3 inches too long or short, and likely has bad personal hygiene, like yellow teeth and bad breath. Also is likely cheap and will never offer to pay

"Man, that John is some brownshoe. He comes to the course with beat up golf shoes, shitty clubs and long pants when it is 100 degrees out. Then he guzzles 5 beers at the 19th hole and bolts before the check comes." guy is a fucking "shoe"

Brownshoe by nickythe shoe November 23, 2020

Brownhole 

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.

I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.

Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Spicy Brownsword 

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

Spicy Brownsword by filmbuster September 20, 2014

Mr. Brownstone 

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"

"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

Mr. Brownstone by StraightUpWestSide June 27, 2005

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.

'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

Captain Brownsword by Stumper steve May 29, 2009