Brownshot

When you make a fart and instead you shot a Brown.

Also called AMERICAN SNIPER.

-mark: Hey mate, i'm making a fart!
-conduisse: prrrrrrrt!
-mark: oh no, i shot a Brownshot onto the monitor

by ╲⎝⧹FURRY⧸⎠╱/ November 18, 2018

Brownshot

The act of firing a mixture of fecal and seminal matter from one's anus, usually on to the face of a partner

I walked in on you guys and saw her give you a brownshot.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

Brownshoe

A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.

"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."

"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"

by The Man With The Cane March 27, 2019

Brownhole

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.

I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.

by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Browntooth

Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.

Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.

The tramp used browntooth to locate fellow tramps in the vicinity.

by Mr Evans Rules October 12, 2008

Spicy Brownsword

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.

-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"

by filmbuster September 20, 2014

Mr. Brownstone

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"

"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

by StraightUpWestSide June 27, 2005