brownscalp

excretion of feces from a blacke's sebaceous balls on the back of his head

oh i dont want to lick those pus bumps! thats weirder than sockdiq

brownscalp by bunky September 17, 2003

browncappin 

Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.

1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.

browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

browncapping 

Having an emergent need to defecate.

"I'm browncapping so bad I'm going to turtlehead if we don't find a bathroom soon."

browncapping by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Browncapping 

A synonym for prairie dogging.

Dude, I have to crap so bad I'm browncapping!

Browncapping by screaming j December 16, 2008

Browsculpt 

To be made to look amazing by the brow hut. To have such perfect brows that you get constant compliments.

I had a browsculpt and now I am a 10. I am now turning down 8s and 9s as they are not in my league.

Browsculpt by Themosherofallmoshers November 23, 2021