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The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.
"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."
by Bweahns December 11, 2008
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