brown rose
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Brown Rose
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Brown Rose
The act of a girl prolapsing her ass, subsequently shitting and then smearing the shit on the prolapse.
"Dude, Sally just filmed herself doing a brown rose. It was fucking disgusting!"
"Where can we find it? I wanna see it!"
"Heavy-R."
"Where can we find it? I wanna see it!"
"Heavy-R."
Brown Rose by Daddy's Bitch December 16, 2015
Bloomin' Brown Rose
When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"
Bloomin' Brown Rose by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011
brown rosette
go on love..... show us your brown rosette....... or i int going down on that brown rosette unless its been bleached!
brown rosette by anus angus November 1, 2008
full blown rose
When I fucked Dolores it didn't take much foreplay, when I pulled down her panties she had a full blown rose.
full blown rose by Robroy March 7, 2007
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