brownnose 

To suck up, charm, flatter and kiss butt by bodily or vocal charm.

George brownnosed his way to the top instead of getting there legitimately like everyone else.

brownnose by xAv1eR0o1 October 24, 2005

Cleveland Brownnose 

When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and paints a girls nose with his asshole

Lil" Nancy was a whoreslut for sure. She'd take a Cleveland Brownnose from anybody with an asshole!

Cleveland Brownnose by ChatNasty February 14, 2008

Brownhole 

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.

I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.

Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Brownover

The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.

Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.

Brownover by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013

Bigland Brown Nose 

A term describing an individual who rigorously supports an elitist system masquerading as a government/organisation that supports a democratic society with values that are just.
The person is known as a 'Brown Nose' for obvious reasons in that he is by far the most vocal supporter of this hypocritical group. Often adopting himself as a mouthpiece for that organisation.
The term 'Bigland' however, comes from more historical times during the division of property ownership. The person showing the most loyalty to the crown or local landlord was given the first choice of what land he got. Often this land would be the most fertile and the biggest patch available - hence they became a 'Big-Land' owner which through the passage of time and supposedly due to local dialects because pronounced 'bigland'. This would in term lead to them being known as ‘Big Land owning Brown Noses’ which gradually changed to ‘Bigland Brown Nose’ because it is more flexible and can be used in a wider variety of circumstances.
In contemporary examples, Bigland Brown Noses become so well acquainted with those in power, they can afford to adopt a smug and often pompous attitude because they know there is little chance of them falling from grace whilst those they support have power.

In today’s society the most obvious place for a Bigland Brown Nose is national government. A government that, for example, stands for equality throughout the nation, yet adopts a blatant elitist attitude that could even go so far as to be described as a proletariat would make great use of a Bigland Brown Nose- who would fend off criticism - often with prepared answers that simply sidestep the issue and aim at discrediting and belittling critics often employing the use of official discourse in doing so.

Bigland Brown Nose by A. G. Grieved September 24, 2008

Brownsed 

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.

Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.

Brownsed by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

Brown Nose Bowl 

The Brown Nose Bowl is a touch football game played between two teams composed of sycophant (brown nose) student organizations like Student Government.

In theBrown Nose Bowl, the SGA defeated the Student Monitors.

Brown Nose Bowl by Cranberry Bob December 23, 2019