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brownoser 

adjective or noun

Someone who has to answer every question in school and have input on every subject, most of which no one cares about. They also tend to suck up to teachers and adults.

The literal translation is someone who sticks their nose in someone else's ass, which symbolizes the person doing the stupidest things to please someone, to the dismay of others.

see annoying, boring
ex)Shes brownosing again, talking about the Russian Revolution.
brownoser by Mike February 16, 2006

Drone Browser 

An individual who cruises Urban Dictionary, browsing various words or authors and liking or disliking (usually disliking) words, either because they didn’t think of them themselves or because they were added by a particular author. They have appointed themselves as critics of the people who try to increase the content and scope of Urban Dictionary, without making any sort of contribution themselves. These people are drones; each of them nothing more than a self-absorbed waste of space as, for the same effort, they could vote on the inclusion or exclusion of new words and help keep Urban Dictionary functioning efficiently.
“Is there anything more useless than a drone browser?”
“Yes, a spite monkey drone browser.”
Drone Browser by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

browser history 

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.
I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete
browser history by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014

dirty browner

A London integrated thespian forced to put up with the antics of the West Country yokels of the Blackdown Hills.
John the Log: "Ere Dirty Browner get us another pint in derk glass, and tuck those cuffs before the duggs get them"
dirty browner by Gert lugger January 17, 2014

Backseat Browser 

Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.
Matt grew increasingly frustrated with Patrick, acting as a Backseat Browser, when he wouldn't stop telling Matt what links he should click on next.
Backseat Browser by YoungKenC February 18, 2009
The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.
Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.
Brownover by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013