brown ring

Another name for the anal spinchter; one of two ring muscles or spinchters in the body; called the "brown" ring because of the fact that feces routinely passes through it.

Dude, when we were gittin' down, I reached around and put my finger through her brown ring.

brown ring by Scott-in-PSCa October 31, 2006

Brown Ring of Death

Squeezing out a rather toxic fart while iInconspicuously circling a person or group of people so that no matter where the person/people try to go they cannot escape your toxic butt fumes.

Guy 1: What is that smell?
Guy 2: -giggling-
Guy 3: You did NOT just Brown Ring of Death me!

Brown Ring of Death by aseaiswear March 27, 2009

brown ring of fire 

When you eat spicy food and later when you shit your asshole burns.

" I love these hot wings, but I'll pay for it later when I have the brown ring of fire."

brown ring of fire by Tuckir April 7, 2016

Brown Ring of Death

An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.

Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.

Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.

Brown Ring of Death by ballsdeep6969 November 16, 2010

brown ring king 

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.

Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)

brown ring king by Chesai August 22, 2006

brown ring of awesomeness

the light brown ring arround the end of ur dick ,it is the result of circumsision

brown ring of awesomeness

brown ring of awesomeness by bono wellington December 13, 2009

brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.

I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch

brown ring of death by Seresan July 12, 2024