brown chat 

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

brown chat by T Weezy77 April 14, 2016

browncoat 

1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.

2) A fan of the series Firefly.

Many browncoats have been converted since the cancellation of Firefly.

browncoat by Major Davis February 27, 2004

Browncoat 

A rebel in the Firefly/Serenity universe ('verse). In other words, a wholly awesome person.

Sally: I'm gonna be a bumblebee for Halloween. What about you, Derek?

Derek: Browncoat.

*hordes of screaming girls*

Browncoat by Xina Serene August 20, 2011

brownhatter 

A bull queer who, on extracting his cock from his quean's arse, finds its helmet covered in shit.

Tony Blair's brownhatted himself over the Iraqi war.

brownhatter by yadswyver June 29, 2003

brownhat 

Derived from hacker jargon White Hat, Black Hat A startlingly incompetent wannabe hacker with malicious intent. Fortunately for the world, his overuse of l33tspeak and Markov-generated technobabble render his malevolence simply amusing.

"heh. This brownhat says he's gonna send a 'multimuscular ILOVEYOU tcpip" virus to 127.0.0.1."

brownhat by tehpookleblinky June 22, 2008

brownhat 

A script kiddie or other individual who attempts to portray themselves as being knowledgeable in the area of computer security while having no such knowledge.

The term is generally used to ridicule those who meet this definition without their knowledge, in this case it is generally implied that the word is analogous to blackhat or whitehat. In reality it is meant to imply that the individual has "shit for brains".

<4w50m3r> u no I hav h4x3d paypal like 8 times.
<Sarcastron> Wow, that's awesome, you're totally brownhat.
<4w50m3r> u here that? im brownhat!

brownhat by Random_User... June 22, 2008

brownchitis 

When a person has a deep interest or sexual preference towards Indian or South Asian (brown) individuals. This term should only be applied to individuals who not only have a 'type' leaning towards Indian individuals, but one that fetishizes the culture associated with South Asia.

It is basically like yellow fever but for South Asians specifically.

Guy 1: Yooo that Indian chick over there is fine
Guy 2: Shut up, you think all Indian chicks are hot, you have a serious case of brownchitis

brownchitis by rosierocker135 May 19, 2019