browncoating

the act of sticking a penis in an anus to get a browncoating on it

Nigel requested that Maya let him get a browncoating for his birthday. She said yes as long as her thumb got to wear some of his brown...!!

by von groovy May 4, 2019

browncasting

texting, tweeting, blogging, emailing, gaming or other online pursuits from a wireless device while on the toilet. particularly heinous if one skypes while taking a dump.

JD is a pig. He was browncasting WOW from a turnpike rest stop because he had the runs and decided to take a poo break.

by buttpirat November 14, 2011

brownloading

taking a poop; taking a shit; pooping; shitting

I was on the toilet brownloading when my mom came in.

by insanewolfe December 26, 2010

Brownevating

Deriving from the words 'Brown' and 'Elevating', Brownevating is to throw a Shitnade into an elevator (preferably packed with people) just as the doors are beginning to close. The resulting detonation of the Shitnade leads to the interior of the elevator, and all those using it, to be covered in the colour brown.

"I heard Jim was fired for Brownevating the elevator to the finance department!"

by WorstWordist February 27, 2022

Brownloading

Anal sex. To get loaded in the brown.

My mom walked in on me brownloading Steve, and now she thinks I'm gay.

by OrionKale January 31, 2009

Brownloading

To browse the Internet whilst sitting on the toilet.

I'm just brownloading some information here.

by Spooky558 December 17, 2018