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Brown bomb 

As you are give beloved sex with a female, or male depending on sexual orientation, you are on top of him/her.
right when you feel it comin make sure you dont let it out. you then turn around to where your almost in the "69 position" ..
then you ejaculate your massive load onto her belly button, then you squat down so your buttox is right over the cum loaded infested belly button, marking a target. and you quickly drop a fatty brown duecer right on the load. this is easier when you spread your cheeks with your hands so your butt hole can export a turd easier. see "goatse" for more details in this.

once you poop on her belly, she will be in shock and not able to move, you then stand up and stomp on it, making the dooky load splatter all over.


this is easier if you blow your cumload in her eyes then poop on her belly so she cant see it. then proceed to stomp
No shower will wash away the brown bomb i stomped on megan dude! her pussy was nice though
Brown bomb by akjacob907smith March 11, 2009
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brown bomb 

a muslim extremist strapped with a belt bomb meant for a suicide detonation,usualy of Middle Eastern in origin
a brown bomb detonated outside of a Mosque killing 6 people today
brown bomb by SAtarzan April 26, 2006

Brown Bomb 

A tantalizing mixture of Regular Cola, Cherry Cola, Dr. Pepper and Root Beer. Best prepared using modern push-button multi-drink machines. Diet/0-calorie versions are usually, but not always, preferred. Often accompanied by a Widowmaker (triple cheeseburger, w/ or w/o bacon).
When ah’m hungry as a ba’r, nothin’ hits the spot like a Widowmaker, large fries ‘n’ a Brown Bomb.
Brown Bomb by Johnny Sportcoat April 10, 2021

Big Brown Bomb 

A large turd that's ejected from the anus
Maddie : So you had your first anal last night how was it?

Keirsten : It was ok I was a little nervous and I dropped a Big Brown Bomb in Chad's bed but he was cool about it. He just picked it up rubbed it on my face and boobs and licked it off who knew that making love in poop could be so romantic!

Maddie : Wow I wish my man would give me some Stinky Kinky!
Big Brown Bomb by SlopNChop September 24, 2016

dropping the brown bomb 

Another cleaned-up slang term for taking a shit.
I told my five-year old to hold up for a few minutes ‘cause I be dropping the brown bomb!

Brown A- Bomb 

When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.
"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'
Brown A- Bomb by slickcj July 4, 2010

Brown Ale Car Bomb 

Frothy concoction of brown ale and Bailey's Irish Cream used only as a last resort when the last Guinness has been consumed.
After drinking the last Guinness, Mr. Jeeber's was forced into doing a Brown Ale Car Bomb.
Brown Ale Car Bomb by Flam August 29, 2007
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