When you put your finger in your ear to remove little wax in your ear before putting on earphones.
Alexander: ohhh danm carter next time do and Ear phone check before you put on my earphones. You got some wax on them.
Carter: my pleasure Alex.
When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.
"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'