brotient 

A combination of the words "bro" and "quotient." Used to measure the degree to which a given person is a bro.

Person One: Look at that! Chad is wearing a polo with his collar popped, he's talking about lacrosse, AND he's watching Family Guy...

Person Two: Damn, his brotient is off the charts!

brotient by Lungford January 7, 2009

brotential

having the potential or possibility of being bro or bro-esque, acting like a bro, supplementing as a bro, or in all practicality, having the ability to bro out

1. that f-150 has serious brotential, you oughta lift that shit.

2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast

3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night

4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone

5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.

brotential by HipStir January 30, 2010

Brotien 

When you suck off a bro after a hard workout.

Done lifting, think I'm ready for a brotien shake.

Brotien by Kumakaze September 14, 2018

Broriental 

An Asian-American individual who exhibits typical "bro" qualities such as enjoying Jack Johnson, playing Xbox/GameCube and drinking Natty Lite

John: man, that asian guy Harry is acting like a real bro.
Peter: yeah dude. bHarry is a total broriental...

Broriental by NUbrosRus May 25, 2010

Brotien Shake 

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.

"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."

Brotien Shake by JadeJj May 3, 2021

Brotentious 

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

Brotentious by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Brotien Shake 

When working out with a group of friends and one makes your post-workout shake for you just to be nice

Also applies to a Brotien Bar when one of your boyz unwraps a protien bar and hands it to you.

Skyler puts hella berries in the brotien shakes he makes me after we hit the gym. thats why brotien shakes taste so much better than protien shakes.

Brotien Shake by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011