Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 03, 2016

Brobot

A bro who methodically brings a bro friend flat brimmed Knicks hats, tanning oil and Dumbbells.

Chad: Tony, bro. Where'd you get that sweet hat and Dumbbells?
Tony: Yeah bruh. Got it from my Brobot, Trent.

by broboi69 June 03, 2016

Broman Candle

When a bro pinches off an orgasm so he can blow his load on several ladies.

Chad: Bro, did you get with those 4 chicks?
Tony: Yeah, bro. I totally broman candled those bitches.

by broboi69 June 03, 2016