Brobot

A bro who methodically brings a bro friend flat brimmed Knicks hats, tanning oil and Dumbbells.

Chad: Tony, bro. Where'd you get that sweet hat and Dumbbells?
Tony: Yeah bruh. Got it from my Brobot, Trent.

by broboi69 June 03, 2016

Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 03, 2016

Broman Candle

When a bro pinches off an orgasm so he can blow his load on several ladies.

Chad: Bro, did you get with those 4 chicks?
Tony: Yeah, bro. I totally broman candled those bitches.

by broboi69 June 03, 2016