Brotien

When you suck off a bro after a hard workout.

Done lifting, think I'm ready for a brotien shake.

by Kumakaze September 14, 2018

Brotien

What is Brotien? Brotien is Protien for the bros! Brotien consists of any kind of Energy Drinks and Alcohol. AKA any kind of drinks that you and your bro's would drink.

Sentence: Bro i am really craving a BROTIEN right now.

by broman87 September 23, 2010

Brotien Shake

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.

"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."

by JadeJj May 3, 2021

Brotien Shake

When working out with a group of friends and one makes your post-workout shake for you just to be nice

Also applies to a Brotien Bar when one of your boyz unwraps a protien bar and hands it to you.

Skyler puts hella berries in the brotien shakes he makes me after we hit the gym. thats why brotien shakes taste so much better than protien shakes.

by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011