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When you suck off a bro after a hard workout.
Done lifting, think I'm ready for a brotien shake.
Brotien by Kumakaze September 14, 2018
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What is Brotien? Brotien is Protien for the bros! Brotien consists of any kind of Energy Drinks and Alcohol. AKA any kind of drinks that you and your bro's would drink.
Sentence: Bro i am really craving a BROTIEN right now.
Brotien by broman87 September 23, 2010

Brotien Shake 

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.
"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."
Brotien Shake by JadeJj May 3, 2021

Brotien Shake 

When working out with a group of friends and one makes your post-workout shake for you just to be nice

Also applies to a Brotien Bar when one of your boyz unwraps a protien bar and hands it to you.
Skyler puts hella berries in the brotien shakes he makes me after we hit the gym. thats why brotien shakes taste so much better than protien shakes.
Brotien Shake by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011
When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015

brokiends 

The created meaning of word BroKiends("bro-kins") is the title that can be given to a man or men that are brother(s) in behavior, love and attitude towards another person or person(s) male or female. Person can be family-Kin, a friend or non-blood relationship that has been chosen. Origin from the words: Brother + Kin + Friend (s). Word printed in book Titled: When Opportunity Knocks.
1. They are my Brokiends}from another mother. 2. The BroKiends spoke among themselves to devise a plan to help their sick friend. 3. I do not have blood sister or brother but I do have my Brokiend
The sticky white hot cocunut man pee that you shake from your bro's veiny tree of love and ingest as a hearty supplement to your daily calorie allowance.
I love the taste of Gary's Brotein, it gets me real pumped and is an essential ingredient in a Bromance.
Brotein by Pikey1079 January 8, 2015
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